“Dont knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen
“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?”
Bette Midler
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.”
Truman Capote
“A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.”
Sophia Loren
“Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookie.”
Alec Baldwin
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